Joe Rimkus Jr./Miami Herald
Miami’s Brandon Marshall stretches for a touchdown in the Dolphins’ game against the Jets last year in Miami Gardens. The two teams square off again on Monday, Oct. 17, 2011, in East Rutherford, N.J.
By Greg Stoda
Palm Beach Post Staff Writer
DAVIE — If misery really does love company, the Miami Dolphins and New York Jets should have great affection for one another.
They don’t, of course, because, well, they’re the Dolphins and the Jets.
And they won’t Monday night in MetLife Stadium, either, when they meet amidst mutual miseries in East Rutherford, N.J., with the Dolphins seeking their first win of the season and the Jets trying to end a three-game losing streak.
“We don’t like them, and they don’t like us. Under any circumstances,” said Miami safety Yeremiah Bell. “The hitting always seems to be a little harder and the trash-talking gets to be louder faster.”
So what might happen under circumstances as ugly as the Dolphins at 0-4 and the Jets at 2-3 as AFC East lollygaggers behind New England and Buffalo?
“Both of us pushing hard for a win we both need,” Bell said. “We’ve been pretty good up there. We’ll see.”
Miami, in fact, has won its past three road games against the Jets, who nevertheless must be happy to be coming home off consecutive road losses to Oakland, Baltimore and New England.
The truth of the matter, though, is that there’s not much to recommend on either side. The harsh facts are that the Dolphins have scored all of six touchdowns in four games – and just one in each of its past three outings – while New York allowed at least 30 points in each of its losses.
“Something’s gotta give,” Bell said.
One would think.
Many of the Dolphins, coming off a bye week, insisted that Tuesday’s practice was one of their best of the season with quarterback Matt Moore preparing to start in place of injured and out-for-the-season Chad Henne. Several of them commented on how animated and upbeat much-maligned coach Tony Sparano was despite speculation that his job might be on the line from week-to-week until the end of the season.
It’s possible, too, that Miami is catching the Jets at a good time. New York was losing to New England last weekend while the Dolphins rested. And, according to one report, the New Yorkers might be dealing with at least the hint of turmoil. Jets offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer was the subject of a New York Daily News report that said some of his receivers have complained to coach Rex Ryan about what they perceive as an offense that’s too often too conservative.
“I said it was untrue, because it was untrue,” Ryan said of the report. “I can guarantee it was untrue, because I was the guy supposedly that had the conversation. Well, I can tell you 100 percent, I did not.”
The Jets do rank 14th in the 16-team AFC in total offense, but the Dolphins have their own problems with and without the ball.
On offense, most glaringly, Miami’s third-down conversion percentage (26.5) is the worst in the league. The offense hasn’t been able to stay on the field long enough to sustain drives, but neither has it demonstrated an ability to break big plays. That’s quite a double sabotage.
On defense, most revealingly, the Dolphins have forced only two turnovers (tied for worst in the league) and have produced only six sacks (close to worst in the league). That’s another double dose of awful.
Now, the task is to avoid a third start of 0-5 or worse in eight years.
“It’s a spotlight for us to show that we’re a good team,” said offensive tackle Jake Long.
Whoa. A win wouldn’t change perceptions of the Dolphins to that significant an extent.
But the timing of an assignment against a rival Miami despises as much as it despises the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets might be as good as it G-E-T-S, gets, gets, gets for the Dolphins right now.
It’s all about misery, and love has nothing to do with it in this company.
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